Karaoké I Don't Know What We're Talking About Ninja Sex Party

I picked you up at eight

My heart was racing and now we're on our first date

You look so radiant

As we walk into the restaurant you start to talk and then I smile and nod

You told me about your life but I was lost inside your oceanic eyes

Our hands touched briefly as

The light reflected off your golden hair

A strong electric charge was in the air

Now it's ten o'clock and the meal is done but the conversation's just begun

You're fascinating

I feel blessed but I have to be honest

I don't know what we're talking about and I haven't for a while

And I don't know what we're talking about and I haven't for a while

My eyes are open wide

You speak with passion but I'm panicking inside 'cos I've been daydreaming

About a pterodactyl named Lamar

When he's tired of flying he drives a car

He's got to get to work on time

His nursing job is on the line

His wife is always on his case

Why can't she give

Lamar some space

I don't know what we're talking about and I haven't for a while

And I don't know what we're talking about and I haven't for a while

I'm pretty sure you're telling me about your new job

I'm not absorbing anything

Smile and nod

I'm thinking about ladders

If I tell you is that odd

Is it my turn to talk

You're looking at me, oh God

Focus

Focus

Penguin in a costume

How many Draculas are hiding in this room

Marlon Brando was so very handsome in his prime

I'd make an awesome cop if I could stop committing crimes

I don't know what we're talking about

I am totally lost

I don't know what we're talking about

I

Where am I

I don't know what we're talking about and I haven't for a while

Lamar's gonna have to go back to night school

Am I the only one who cares about this

And I don't know what we're talking about and I haven't for a while

Anyway

Why don't you and I go back to my place and uh

Oh

I see you left at some point