Karaoké Orgy for One Ninja Sex Party

Ninja Brian

I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy tonight

But I have to say the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I'd hoped for

Stacy had a headache

Jenny was in jail

Brenda had to work late

Kate was gettin' Jenny's bail

Angela got scurvy

Ashley caught a cold

Sally's dad exploded

That's what I was told

Michelle had to play checkers

Ann was bakin' pies

Wendy's dad exploded too

That might've been a lie

Pam had frisbee lessons

Stella had ballet

Now I'm by myself but I can have fun anyway so

Dim

Dim the lights

Remove my tights yeah

Nobody showed but I'm gonna have some fun

Let's get this party started

It's an orgy for one

It's me and my hand and it's hotter than the sun

So break out the tissues

It's an orgy for one

I'm workin' out my issues in an orgy for one

Margaret's cat was nauseous

Jane was way too shy

Steve was not invited because he was a guy

Claire was parasailin'

Brooke said she was in space

But it doesn't matter 'cos I'm roundin' second base

All through the night

My grasp is tight oh

I'm beatin' so hard you'd think I was a drum

And I don't even care

It's an orgy for one

I'm here all alone and I'm tuggin' on my plums

It's not just masturbation

It's an orgy for one

It's a fuckin' celebration

It's an orgy for one

Orgy for one

Orgy for one

Six

Sixty-nine without the nine

Now pour the wine

I'm mine

All mine

I'm battin' a thousand and nailin' everyone

Thank you everybody at this orgy for one

These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt

You know I'm goin' for it

It's an orgy for one

My junk is gettin' sore and it's an orgy for one

You know that I'll be scorin' at the orgy

For one

Orgy for one