Karaoké Welcome to My Parents' House Ninja Sex Party

Hey there baby

We met out on the dance floor

Uh

You pressed your body up against me all night long

I know what's on your mind

Our souls are entwined in a passionate embrace

The look in your eyes says Take me tonight

Well I've got just the place

A place where we can be alone unless my mom and dad are home

Welcome to my parents' house

My mom left out some snackies

I bet you're feelin' horny now so why don't we get nasty

Nasty, nasty yeah

Hush now baby

You seem like a keeper but your high heels are so loud

My dad is a light sleeper uh

I got my very own room and tons of free food

What's your favorite juice

We've got mango and apple and guava and apple

So many fuckin' fruits

My mom buys pizza rolls for me

Can you believe this shit is free

Welcome to my parents' house

A king must have his castle

That's my grandma's basset hound

He's such a sassy rascal

Aren't you Marvin

Shh

Parents' house

Parents' house

We're gonna bring the funk tonight

I'm gettin' the top bunk tonight

Drop and thump that junk tonight

Like a three-sixty dunk tonight

Mom's cake is chocolate chunk tonight

This party's gettin' crunk tonight

We're sparkin' up that skunk tonight 'cos I'm your disco hunk tonight

Danny

Uh mom s-sorry, sorry

Every, everything's fine

You need to go to bed

Okay good night

Ugh

Welcome to my parents' house

Let's use our inside voices

Shh

Sometimes my mom just hangs around to make sure I make good choices

Hit it

Welcome to my parents' house

Welcome to my parents' house

Parents' house

Welcome to my parents' house

Parents' house

Welcome to my parents' house

Dad

I'm supposed to have the downstairs to myself tonight

Parents' house

Get out of here

I said I'm on a date

Parents' house

You always do this when I say

I have company over

Parents' house

And you ate all the ham in the fridge and you said you wouldn't

Parents' house

Yes it's a girl

Whatever

Parents' house

Parents' house

Parents' house

Parents' house

Parents' house