Karaoké JCB Nizlopi

Well, I'm rumblin' in this JCB

I'm five years old and my dad's giant sitting beside me

And the engine rattles my bum like berserk

While we're singin'

Don't forget your shovel if you want to go to work

My dad's totally had a bloody hard day but he's been good fun and bubblin' and jokin' away

And the procession of cars stuck behind are gettin' all impatient and angry but we don't mind

And we're holdin' up the bypass

Oh

Me and my dad havin' a top laugh

Oh woah

Sittin' on the toolbox

Oh

And I'm so glad

I'm not in school, boss

So glad I'm not in school

Oh no

And we pull over to let the cars pass

And pull off again speedin' by the summer green grass

And we're like giants up here in our big yellow digger like zoids or transformers or maybe even bigger

And I wanna transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex and eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets

And I'll tell 'em I'm eight my dad's B.A. Baracus only with a

JCB and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas

And we're holdin' up the bypass

Oh

Me and my dad havin' a top laugh

Oh woah

Sittin' on the toolbox

Oh

And I'm so glad

I'm not in school, boss

So glad I'm not in school

And we're holdin' up the bypass

Oh

Me and my dad havin' a top laugh

Oh woah

I'm sittin' on the toolbox

Oh

And I'm so glad

I'm not in school, boss

So glad I'm not in school

Said I'm Luke, I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke, I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke, I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke, I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round

And we're holdin' up the bypass

Woah

Me and my dad havin' a top laugh

Oh woah

And I'm sittin' on the toolbox

Oh

And I'm so glad

I'm not in school, boss

So glad I'm not in school

Oh, I said I'm Luke, I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke, I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his

Oh, I'm Luke, I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his JCB

I'm Luke, I'm five and my dad's Bruce Lee

Drives me round in his JCB