Karaoké That Was a Crazy Game of Poker O.A.R.

Oh my

Twenty thrown down in my fist of rage

And the man to my left has folded down

Well Johnny doubled up with a royal flush

I had three jacks and a pair of nines

My mind is turning just two shots more

There's not much left to play

Well then dude walks in black hat on top

What a mop, I'm lucky

Wasn't a county cop 'cos

I'm just runnin' out of time

Who's up for game two

What to do

My wallet's gettin' thin and

I just lost my watch last night

Well I got a problem just one answer

Gotta throw it all down and kiss it goodbye, yeah

That was a crazy game of poker

I lost it all

But someday I'll be back again and I never fold never fold

Who's up for game three

I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me and I just lost it all

Well there's a man sittin' next to me

Red, with smiling eyes

It's funny I don't have no money tonight, yeah

That was a crazy game of poker

I lost it all

But someday I'll be back again and I never to fold never to fold

Ba da ba la la la la la la la

Ba ba ba ba buh duh ba buh duh beh ba ba ba

Bee bee ba ba ba ba bee bee bee bee dee ba ba

I say now skittleedat dat

Well how 'bout that

I'm comin' out the front never comin' out the back

And I walked into the bar yesterday 'cos I had something to do somethin' to say

And Johnny walked in right behind me and

I didn't turn around

'Till I heard the sound of his feet fallin' on the ground

I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown

And I said whatcha doin' in the bar tonight

So I said Johnny whatcha doin' tonight

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said how 'bout a revolution and he said right

I say oh, you say ah

I say revolution and you say jah

I say na oh, you say ah

I say revolution and you say dah dah dah dah dah dah

And I said whatcha looking at

He hit me across the face with a bat

I grabbed my forty-five and I said let's get out and go

So he opened the door and said do what you're here for

I said I'm wandering round the road four to four

And I said I been walking for about a thousand years

And my feet are growing tired my eyes a little wired

Don't know what to do unless I retire

And he just said let's play some crazy poker

So I said Johnny whatcha doin' tonight

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said how 'bout a revolution and he said right

I say oh, you say ah

I say revolution and you say jah

I say na oh, you say ah

I say revolution and you say dah dah dah dah dah dah

Said that was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw

Said that was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw

But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop

I don't give a shit 'cos I got the drop

Johnny just got two eyes just like mine

And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine

And I drank a bottle of whiskey, 'fore I came

Came to the bar to see what's the same

I saw my man named Johnny sittin' across the table from me

And to my left was a man he had no gin

Didn't really think about starting to sin

The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice

He looked kinda mad and I, I felt bad

Because I took his money last night it's kinda funny

But now I'm just struggling

I need a honey-bunny

I don't know what to say anymore so I'm just gonna go out, anywho

I said, I said Johnny whatcha doin' tonight

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said how 'bout a revolution and he said right

I say oh, you say ah

I say revolution and you say jah

I say na oh, you say ah

I say revolution and you say jah

I say oh but you say ah

I say revolution and you say jah

I say na oh, you say ah

I say revolution and you say dah dah dah dah day day oh