Karaoké I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again Obscurest Vinyl

I glued my balls to my butthole again

Oh my God what did I do

I can't take a dump 'cos now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Fool me once shame on you

Fool me twice shame on glue

Good God

I pulled too hard

Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard oh God

I glued my balls to my butthole baby

Oh my God what did I do

I can't take a dump 'cos now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

My lady doesn't want a life of watchin' her man use a butter knife

Face down, ass up to try and saw off his sack

Oh baby fuckin' please just take me back

I glued my balls to my butthole baby

Oh my God what did I do

I can't take a dump 'cos now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Fool me once shame on you

Fool me twice shame on glue

Good God

I pulled too hard

Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard oh

Glued my balls

It was inevitable baby

This could have happened to anyone

Life is just fun like that

I glued my balls to my butthole baby

Oh my God what did I do

I can't take a dump 'cos now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Good God

I pulled too hard

Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard

Good God

I pulled too hard

Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard