Karaoké It's Time to Take a Shit on the Company​'​s Dime Obscurest Vinyl

Fuck yeah

It's time to take a shit on the company's dime

I don't even have to shit sometimes

I'm just hanging dong as the time flies by

Getting paid to shit

Getting paid to wipe

The best forty-five minutes of my fuckin' life

Getting paid to shit

Getting paid to wipe

The best forty-five minutes of my fuckin' life

I knew my boss would spy on me so I pissed on the floor to make it slippery

He tried to run really fast into the stall

But he slipped on my piss and smashed his balls

I said holy shit he might be dead

As I walked over his body with my wiener and balls all hanging out

He screamed you're fucking toast

I called the police and told them that my boss was trying to install a glory hole while I was trying to take a dump

So I pissed on him in self defense

And my boss got arrested

Cool

Getting paid to shit

Getting paid to wipe

The best forty-five minutes of my fuckin' life

Getting paid to shit

Getting paid to wipe

The best forty-five minutes of my fuckin' life

Fuck yeah

It's time to take a shit on the company's dime

I don't even have to shit sometimes

I'm just hanging dong as the time flies by

It's time to shit on the company's dime

I don't even have to shit sometimes

I'm just hanging dong as the time flies by

Getting paid to shit

Getting paid to wipe

The best forty-five minutes of my fuckin' life

Getting paid to shit

Getting paid to wipe

The best forty-five minutes of my fuckin' life

Paid to shit!

And as the time flies by

Getting paid to shit

Getting paid to wipe

The best forty-five minutes of my fuckin' life, cool