Karaoké Half Horse Half Man OCT

I met her on the internet

We haven't met in person yet and that's how I'd like it to stay

Oh

'Cos I've been down this road before

They always end up wanting more

They take one look and run away

'Cos I'm a creature of the night

How could she ever love me right when I am only half a man

She's coming over here tonight to tell the truth, I'm terrified

There's nowhere left to hide the fact that

I'm a half horse, half man

How could she ever understand that I'm a half horse, half man

I'm a half horse, half man

That's what I am

And so I told my love the truth

And she was actually pretty cool with finding out that I'm a horse

She introduced me to her friends and took me to her room and then we made love, cowgirl, of course

But someone's coming up the stairs

She said her parents weren't there

I'm finding out that was a lie

She told me, babe you've got to hide

I told her, where, I'm half a horse

Her dad opens the door and says

Is that a half horse, half man laying naked in my daughter's bed

That is a half horse, half man, ah

Someone try to help me understand

Oh oh

My mom's my mom my dad's a horse

The two of them had intercourse

I'm traumatized by their divorce

That is how I'm horse, half man

I am one half horse, half man

That's what I am

That's what I am

Half a man

I'm half a man, yeah yeah and I'm half a horse, half man

She loves me just the way I am

She loves that I'm half horse, half man, oh

We don't give a damn who understands

Oh oh

Let's run away into the night and leave our families behind

We'll start our own family in time

Family of half horse, half men or maybe even horse women

Half horse children