Karaoké All Er Nothin' Oklahoma! (musical) (Celeste Holm & Lee Dixon)

You gotta be a little more standoffish

When fellas offer you a buggy ride

I'll give a imitation of a crawfish

And dig myself a hole where I can hide

I heard how you've been kickin' up some capers

When I was off in

Kansas City, Mo

No

I heard some things ya' couldn't print in papers

And from fellers who've been talkin' like they know

Fooey

I only did the kinda things I orta

Sorta

To you I was as

Faithful as can be

For me

Them stories 'bout the way I lost my bloomers

Rumors

A lotta tempest in a pot a tea

The whole thing don't sound very good to me

With me it's all 'er nothin'

Is it all 'er nothin' with you

It can't be in between and it can't be now and then

No half and half romance will do

I'm a one-woman man home lovin' type

All complete with slippers and pipe

Take me like I am or leave me be

If you can't give me all give me nothin'

And nothin's what you'll git from me

Not even something

Nothin's what you'll git from me

Would ya build me a house all painted white

Cute and clean and purty and bright

Big enough for two but not for three

Supposin' that we should have a third one

He better look a lot like me

The spittin' image

He's gotta look a lot like me

With you it's all 'er nothin'

All for you and nothin' for me

But if a wife is wise she's gotta realize

That men like you are wild and free

So I ain't gonna fuss

Ain't gonna frown

Have you're fun go out on the town

Stay up late and don't come home till three

And go right off to sleep if you're sleepy

No use waitin' up for me

Come back and kiss me

No use waitin' up for me