Karaoké I Don't Know What Christmas Is (But Christmas Time Is Here) Old 97's (Guardians of the Galaxy)

Out on the third planet closest to the sun there's a special celebration and it sounds quite fun

A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone on a holiday they call

Christmas

Now I'm not gonna lie it makes no sense to me

But here's what Earthlings told me about this Christmas mystery

Santa is a furry freak with epic super powers

He flies to every human home in under fourteen hours

He's a master burglar

A pro at pickin' locks

If you don't leave milk and cookies out he will put dung in your socks

If you act nicely through the night and don't jump on your bed

Santa comes with sugar plums and hurls them at your head

But if you're on his naughty list he shoots missiles at your toes

He might just roast your chestnuts with his powerful flamethrower

Rein, rein, rein, rein, rein

Deer, deer, deer, deer, deer

I don't know what Christmas is but Christmas time is here

He's compelled his creepy elves to do his every wish

One sought to be a dentist

Now he's sleepin' with the fish

Mrs. Claus she works the pole

Plans her man's demise

Soon the elves will all rise up and stab out Santa's eyes

Ho ho ho ho ho

Earthlings are so weird

I don't know what Christmas is but Christmas time is here

Ho ho ho ho ho

Earthlings are so weird

I don't know what Christmas is but Christmas time is here

What the heck's a turtle dove?

And who lit up that deer?

I don't know what Christmas is but Christmas time is here

I don't know what Christmas is but Christmas time is here

Or maybe it's there

Or it's somewhere

I don't know

I don't know