Karaoké Oom Pah Pah Oliver! (musical)

All right all right all right there's a little ditty they're singing in the city

Especially when they've been

On the gin or the beer

If you've got the patience your own imaginations

Will tell you just exactly what you want to hear

Oom pah pah oom pah pah that's how it goes

Oom pah pah oom pah pah ev'ryone knows

They all suppose what they want to suppose when they hear oom pah pah

Mister Percy Snodgrass would often have the odd glass

But never when he thought anybody could see

Secretly he'd buy it and drink it on the quiet

And dream he was an Earl with a girl on each knee

Oom pah pah oom pah pah that's how it goes

Oom pah pah oom pah pah ev'ryone knows

What is the cause of his red shiny nose could it be oom pah pah

Pretty little Sally goes walking down the alley

Displays her pretty ankles to all of the men

They could see her garters but not for free and gratis

An inch or two and then she knows when to say when

Oom pah pah oom pah pah that's how it goes

Oom pah pah oom pah pah ev'ryone knows

Whether it's hidden or whether it shows it's the same oom pah pah

She was from the country but now she's up a gum tree

She let a feller feed 'er then lead 'er along

What's the good o' cryin' she's made a bed to lie in

She's glad to bring the coin in and join in this song

Oom pah pah oom pah pah that's how it goes

Oom pah pah oom pah pah ev'ryone knows

She is no longer the same blushing rose ever since oom pah pah

Oom pah pah oom pah pah that's how it goes

Oom pah pah oom pah pah ev'ryone knows

They all suppose they want to suppose when they hear oom, pah pah