Karaoké Reviewing the Situation Oliver! (musical)

A man's got a heart hasn't he?

Joking apart hasn't he?

And tho' I'd be the first one to say that I wasn't a saint

I'm finding it hard to be really as black as they paint

I'm reviewing the situation

Can a fellow be a villain all his life?

All the trials and tribulations

Better settle down and get myself a wife

And a wife would cook and sew for me

And come for me and go for me

And go for me and nag at me

The fingers she would wag at me

The money she would take from me

A misery she'd make from me

I think I'd better think it out again

A wife you can keep anyway

I'd rather sleep anyway

Left without anyone in the world and I'm starting from now

So how to win friends and to influence people so how?

I'm reviewing the situation

I must quickly look up everyone I know

Titled people with a station

Who can help me make a real impressive show

I will own a suite at Claridges and run a fleet of carriages

And wave at all the duchesses with friendliness as much as is

Befitting of my new estate good morrow to you magistrate

I think I'd better think it out again

So where shall I go somebody?

Who do I know? nobody

All my dearest companions have always been villains and thieves

So at my time of life

I should start turning over new leaves?

I'm reviewing the situation

If you want to eat you've got to earn a bob

Is it such a humiliation for a robber to perform an honest job?

So a job I'm getting possibly

I wonder who my boss'll be?

I wonder if he'll take to me?

What bonuses he'll make to me?

I'll start at eight and finish late at normal rate and all but wait

I think I'd better think it out again

What happens when I'm seventy?

Must come a time seventy

When you're old and it's cold and who cares if you live or you die

Your one consolation's the money you may have put by

I'm reviewing the situation

I'm a bad 'un and a bad 'un I shall stay

You'll be seeing no transformation

But it's wrong to be a rogue in every way

I don't want nobody hurt for me

Or made to do the dirt for me this rotten life is not for me

It's getting far too hot for me don't want no one to rob for me

But who will find a job for me? there is no in between for me

But who will change the scene for me?

I think I'd better think it out again