Karaoké Heaven Is a Halfpipe OPM

If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate

'Cos right now on earth I can't do jack without the man up on my back

Now heaven would be a DJ spinning dub all night long

And heaven would be just kickin' back with Jesus packing my bong

And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too

And while the world is warring we'll just sit back and laugh at you singing

If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate

'Cos right now on earth I can't do jack without the man up on my back

Now when most people think of heaven they see those pearly gates

But I looked a little closer and there's a sign that says Do Not Skate

So if you wanna come to my heaven well we're all gonna have a ball

And everyone you know is welcome 'cos we got no gates or walls

Singing

If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate

'Cos right now on earth I can't do shit without the man fucking with it

Then I got to the gate

Pulled out a list that

I'd been calling fate

I'm sorry friend you can't come in

You gotta list here that doesn't end

You're mad 'cos I smoke dope

You teaching any classes in how to cope

I'll find a place to rest my head

I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead

Like Christian Hossoi way back in eighty-seven we'll be busting Christ air's until we get to heaven

You think I really care that I miss my Biology

Got my education in stale fishology

With all your rules you gots to chill

I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill

Gonna twist out 'cos I got the skillz

Gonna twist out 'cos I got the skillz

Got the skillz got the skillz got the skillz

If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate

'Cos right now on earth I can't do jack without the man up on my back

If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate

'Cos right now on earth I can't do shit without the man fucking with it

If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate

'Cos right now on earth I can't do shit without the man fucking with it

If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate

'Cos right now on earth I can't do shit without the man fucking with it

If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate

'Cos right now on earth I can't do shit without the man fucking with it