Karaoké There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It yet Panic! At the Disco

Please leave all overcoats canes and top hats with the doorman

From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed

I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it

Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

Please leave all overcoats canes and top hats with the doorman

From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed

I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it

Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

When you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white pinstripes

Woah oh

Everything goes according to plan

I'm the new cancer

Never looked better

You can't stand it

Because you say so under your breath

You're reading lips

When did he get all confident

Haven't you heard that

I'm the new cancer

Never looked better and you can't stand it

Ha ha ha

Next is a trip to the

The ladies room in vain and

I bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas and

Tonight, tonight you are

You are a whispering campaign

I bet to them your name is Cheap

I bet to them you look like shh

Talk to the mirror

Oh choke back tears

And keep telling yourself that

I'm a diva

Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table they just so

Happen to be laced with nitroglycerin

I'm the new cancer

Never looked better

You can't stand it

Because you say so under your breath

You're reading lips

When did he get all confident

Haven't you heard that

I'm the new cancer

Never looked better and you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that

I'm the new cancer

I've never looked better and you can't stand it

Haven't you heard that

I'm the new cancer

I've never looked better and you can't stand it

And I know, and I know

It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up

I've never been so surreptitious so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

And I know, and I know

It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up

I've never been so surreptitious so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

And I know, and I know

It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up

I've never been so surreptitious so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch