Karaoké P. Funk (Wants to Get Funked Up) Parliament

Uh good evenin'

Uh do not attempt to adjust your radio

There is nothin' wrong

We have taken control as to bring you this special show

We will return it to you as soon as you are groovin'

Welcome to station

W-E-F-U-N-K

Better known as WeFunk

Or deeper still

The Mothership Connection

Home of the extraterrestrial brothers

Dealers of funky music

P. Funk

Uncut funk

The bomb

Comin' to you directly from the Mothership

Top of the Chocolate Milky Way

Five hundred thousand kilowatts of P. Funk-power

So kick back, dig while we do it to you in your eardrums

And me

I'm known as Lollipop Man

Alias the Long-Haired Sucker

My motto is

Make, make mine the P. Funk

I want my funk uncut

Yeah make my funk the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

I want the P. Funk yeah

Make mine the P.

Get funked up

Yeah W-E-F-U-N-K y'all

Now this is what

I want you all to do

If you got faults, defects or short-comings

You know like arthritis

Rheumatism or migraines

Whatever part of your body it is

I want you to lay it on your radio

Let the vibes flow through

Funk not only moves it can remove

Dig

The desired effect is what you get when you improve your interplanetary funksmanship

Sir Lollipop Man

Chocolate coated

Freaky and habit formin'

Doin' it to you in three-D

So groovy that I dig me

Once upon a time called Now

Somebody say

Is there funk after death

I say Is seven up ha ha ha

Yeah

P. Funk

Uncut funk

P. Funk

Uncut

I want the bomb

P. Funk

Make mine the P. Funk

Wants to get funked up

Make mine the P.

Make my funk the P. Funk

Hey

W-E-F-U-N-K y'all

Home of the bomb

Don't step on my funk

Wooh just take it home

Yeah

I dig

Let me put my sunglasses on

That's the law around here

You got to wear your sunglasses

So you can feel cool

Gangsta lean ha ha

Y'all should dig my sunrooftop

Well alright

Hey I was diggin' on y'all funk for a while

Sounds like it got a three on it though to me

Then I was down south and I heard some funk with some Main Ingredients

Like Doobie Brothers

Blue Magic

David Bowie

It was cool

But can you imagine

Doobie in your funk

Ho W-E-F-U-N-K

We funk

Ho

Oh make my yeah

Hey I want the bomb

I want the P. Funk y'all

Home of the extraterrestrial brothers

Gettin' deep

Once upon a time called

Right Now

Ain't it funky now

Far 'round

Hey

Doin' it to ya in the earhole

Make mine the P. Funk

I wants to get funked up

I want the bomb

P. Funk

Oh make my

Yeah heh heh

We're not leavin' y'all

I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild

P. Funk

Oh make my

I wants to get funked up

Don't stop, get down

Talk

Blow your horn

P. you

Wants to get funked up

Well alright

Make mine the P. Funk

I want my funk uncut

Make my funk the P. Funk y'all

I want the bomb

P. Funk

I want my funk uncut

Make mine

P. Funk y'all

Make uh

Welcome to station

W-E-F-U-N-K

Better known as WeFunk

Or deeper still

The Mothership Connection

Home of the extraterrestrial brothers

Dealers of funky music

P. Funk

Uncut funk

The bomb

I'm Lollipop Man yeah

Alias the Long-Haired Sucker

Chocolate coated

Freaky and habit formin'

Comin' to you in three-D

So groovy I dig me

Yeah

Yeah

P. Funk