Karaoké Country as Fuck Paul Cauthen

I'm a shade tree mechanic

Got a one-ton truck

I drink a thirty pack a day 'cos I'm country as fuck

Call me Lil Nas

Call Me Tim McGraw

Not a moment too soon

I had horses in the stall

I go to Piggly Wiggly

Call out on my CB

Steal a VCR and jimmy-rig it to my TV

Hot dog holly golly

Dagnabbit

I was two years old when I shot my first rabbit

Only got one hat

If you touch it then you die

Unless you're blonde you can dance and cinch a hogtie

Hot dog holly golly

Dagnabbit damn son

If I don't catch a check

I'm gonna sell my wife's gun

'Cos I'm country

Livin' it up

So dang country

You ain't country enough

Make my own definition

Beat the system

'Bout to start a new religion

Call it Country

Country as fuck

Oh NASCAR, dive bar

Fireworks, guitar

Ridin' mower, land-owner

Eighty-three Texoma

I was drivin' tractors before it got sexy

Real cowboys don't rock to Kenny Chesney

Catfishin', skinny dippin'

Bonfires, big tires

Willie Nelson, candy meltin'

Summer sun, shootin' guns

Hot dog holly golly

Dagnabbit

I ain't gotta sell my soul

If I want it then I grab it

Hot dog holly golly

Dagnabbit damn son

I'm about to cash a check

Buy a Yeti from a plug

I'm country

Livin' it up

So dang country

You ain't country enough

Make my own definition

Beat the system

'Bout to start a new religion

Call it Country

Country as fuck

Eh uh

I'm country as fuck

I make my own definition

Start a new religion

Beat the system

Hot dog holly golly

Dagnabbit

If you bump into me

Imma always say sorry

Candy-painted Harley

Beer pong at the party

All the girls are wild

Yeah country girls are naughty

Hot dog holly golly

Dagnabbit damn son

I'm country

Livin' it up

So dang country

You ain't country enough

Make my own definition

Beat the system

'Bout to start a new religion

Call it Country

I'm country

Country as fuck