Karaoké You Can Call Me Al Paul Simon

A man walks down the street

He says Why am I soft in the middle now

Why am I soft in the middle, the rest of my life is so hard

I need a photo-opportunity

I want a shot at redemption

Don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard

Bonedigger, Bonedigger

Dogs in the moonlight

Far away in my well-lit door

Mister Beerbelly, Beerbelly

Get these mutts away from me, you know

I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

If you'll be my bodyguard

I can be your long lost pal

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me you can call me Al

A man walks down the street

He says

Why am I short of attention

Got a short little span of attention and

Woah my nights are so long

Where's my wife and family

What if I die here

Who'll be my role model

Now that my role model is gone

Gone

He ducked back down the alley with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl

All along, along

There were incidents and accidents, there were hints and allegations

If you'll be my bodyguard

I can be your long lost pal

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me you can call me Al

Call me Al

No no no no

A man walks down the street

It's a street in a strange world

Maybe it's the third world

Maybe it's his first time around

Doesn't speak the language, he holds no currency

He is a foreign man

He is surrounded by the sound

The sound

Cattle in the marketplace

Scatterlings and orphanages

He looks around, around

He sees angels in the architecture

Spinnin' in infinity

He says Amen and Hallelujah

If you'll be my bodyguard

I can be your long lost pal

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me you can call me Al

Call me

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If you'll be my bodyguard

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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

I can call you Betty

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If you'll be my bodyguard

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I can call you Betty

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If you'll be my bodyguard

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