Karaoké It's a Great Day to Whup Somebody's Ass (live) Paul Thorn

Have you ever had one of those days when nothing goes right

Your wife starts bitchin 'bout whatever it was

She was bitchin about last night

So you escape into the bathroom

Just to sit there on your throne

But after you finish your buisness

The toilet paper's gone

Let's sing together

It's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass

Come on

It's a bad day so you better get off my back

You might get cold cocked if you cross my path

'Cos it's a great day

Everybody come on

For me to whup somebody's ass

Ah ah ah ah, alright

Well I was runnin' late for work

So I poured me some coffee to go

And just before

I had a flat tire

I spilled it all over my clothes

When the highway patrol man pulled up

I thought that help was on the way

But when he saw the tire tool in my hand

He shot me with pepper spray

Let's sing it together

It's a great day

Let me hear you sing it

It's a bad day, ah ah ah ah so you better get off my back

You might get cold cocked if you cross my path

Sing it

Ah ah ah ah ah, anyway

This last verse

It goes out to everybody that don't like their boss at work

When I finally made it to work

I was fifteen minutes late

I told my boss about the flat tire

But he fired me anyway

So here I am out in the parking lot just waiting by his Corvette

I'm gonna give him a goodbye present

That he never will forget

Sing

Yeah

It's a bad day so you better get off my back

You might get cold cocked if you cross my path

'Cos it's a great day for me to whup somebody's ass