Karaoké I'm a Woman Peggy Lee

I can wash out forty four pairs of socks

And have 'em hangin' out on the line

I can starch and iron two dozen shirts before you can count from one to nine

I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippings can

Throw it in the skillet go out and do my shopping

And be back before it melts in the pan

'Cos I'm a woman

W O M A N

I say it again

I can rub and scrub 'til this old house is shinin' like a dime

Feed the baby grease the car

And powder my face at the same time

Get all dressed up go out and swing 'til four A.M. and then

Lay down at five jump up at six and start all over again

'Cos I'm a woman

W O M A N

I say it again

If you come to me sickly you know I'm gonna make you well

If you come to me all hexed up

You know I'm gonna break the spell

If you come to me hungry you know I'm gonna fill ya full of grits

And if it's lovin' your likin'

I kiss you and give you the shivering fits

'Cos I'm a woman

W O M A N

I'll say it again

I got a twenty dollar gold piece says there ain't nothin'

I can't do

I can make a dress out of a feedbag

And I can make a man out of you

'Cos I'm a woman

W O M A N

I'll say it again

'Cos I'm a woman

W O M A N an that's all