Karaoké Beige Pistol Annies

Mama planned it all said it's pretty in the fall

And the flowers would be roses and daisies

And she prayed nobody saw the weight that I put on

The bride shouldn't be four months and three weeks

Daddy's pride and joy is marrying some boy

And he looked afraid the preacher turned the page

And I was wearing beige

Nowhere Baptist church wrinkles in his shirt

No one's having a ball at the reception hall

And we didn't take no honeymoon

With what we've got ourselves into

A quick I do and then back home again

Daddy's pride and joy was marrying some boy

Now everyone in this place knows I didn't wait

'Cos I was wearing beige

I was wearing beige