Karaoké Family Feud Pistol Annies

Fine China stacked by the kitchen sink

Aunt Tammie's in there claimin' all the diamond rings

Uncle Bobbie's loadin' up the TV set

The only thing they're grievin' over is what they ain't gonna get

She's only been in the ground a day or two

I'm glad mama ain't around to watch this family feud

Great grandaddy's shotgun started it all

She wasn't even cold 'fore they ripped it off the wall

Wanda's fightin' Angie over antique quilts

Nobody even waited for the readin' of the will

If daddy was here he'd beat us black and blue

I'm glad mama ain't around to watch this family feud

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

I'm watchin' it all go down in shame

Wish the whole house would go up in flames

Who gives a damn 'bout a cedar chest

When we just laid her soul to rest

She's only been in the ground a day or two

I'm glad mama ain't around to watch this family feud

She's probably rollin' over in her grave

'Cos the good Lord giveth and the family taketh away