Karaoké Too Fat Polka Polka Forever

Here's a silly ditty you can sing it right away

Here is what you say so sing it while you may

Here's a silly jingle you can sing it night or noon

Here's the words that's all you need 'cos I just sang the tune

I don't want her you can have her she's too fat for me

She's too fat for me she's too fat for me

I don't want her you can have her please do that for me

She's too fat she's too fat she's too fat for me

I get dizzy I get numb oh when I'm dancing with my Jum Jum Jumbo

I don't want her you can have her she's too fat for me

She's too fat for me she's too fat for me

I don't want her you can have her she's too fat for me

She's too fat she's too fat she's too fat for me

Oh I don't want her you can have her she's too fat for me

She's too fat for me she's too fat for me

I don't want her you can have her please do that for me

She's too fat she's too fat she's too fat for me

She's a twosome she's a foursome

If she'd lose some

I would like her more some

I don't want her you can have her she's too fat for me

She's too fat for me she's too fat for me

I don't want her you can have her she's too fat for me

She's too fat she's too fat she's too fat for me

Can she prance up a hill no no no no no

Can she dance a quadrille no no no no no

Does she fit in my coupe by herself she's a group

Could she possibly sit upon my knee no no no

Oh I don't want her you can have her she's too fat for me

She's too fat for me she's too fat for me

I don't want her you can have her she's too fat for me

She's too fat she's too fat she's too fat for me