Karaoké Love / Hate Letter to Alcohol Post Malone & Fleet Foxes

I woke up on the ground

I guess I shoulda kept that shit to myself

Turns out, I'm pretty good at runnin' my mouth but not good enough

You know, when I go in it's lights out

I couldn't hear a thing 'cos the song was too loud

Last night I had a thirty-two teeth in my mouth

Some went away

Why'd you have to go and fucking ruin my day

You're the reason why

I got my ass kicked

But you're the only way to drown my sadness

This is my love-hate letter out to alcohol

You're the reason why

I got my ass kicked

I was laid out flat like a centerfold

Jakey and his partner drove me home

Lookin' in the mirror something's wrong

Let me get my dentist on the phone

Found my keys then I went back out

Someone asked me how it all went down

I remember like it's yesterday

I took a shot, took a shot took a shot, took another shot

Fell right out my fuckin' chair swingin' for his eye

Then a big chrome ring flew in from the side

I thought I died

Why'd you have to go and fuckin' ruin my night

You're the reason why

I got my ass kicked

But you're the only way to drown my sadness

This is my love-hate letter out to alcohol

You're the reason why

I got my ass kicked