Karaoké Jerry Was a Race Car Driver Primus

Jerry was a race car driver

He drove so goddamn fast

Never did win no checkered flags but he never did come in last

Jerry was a race car driver

He'd say El Sob number one

With a Bocephus sticker on his four-four-two he'd light 'em up just for fun

Ah

Ah

Captain Pierce was a fireman

Richmond engine number three

I'll be a wealthy man when I get a dime for all the things that this man he taught to me

Captain Pierce was a strong man

Strong as any man alive

Stuck in his craw that they made him retire at the age of sixty-five

Ah

Ah

Go

Heh heh heh heh

Dog will hunt

Ah

Ah

Jerry was a race car driver

Twenty-two years old

One too many cold beers one night and wrapped himself around a telephone pole

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