Karaoké My Name Is Mud Primus

My name is Mud

My name is Mud

Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis

My name is Mud

It's always been

'Cos I'm the most boring son of a bitch you've ever seen

I dress in blue

Yes navy blue

From head to toe I'm rather drab except my patent shoes

I make 'em shine most the time

'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine

Six foot two and rude as hell

I gotta get him in the ground before he starts to smell

My name is Mud

My name is Mud but call me Alowishus

Devadander Abercrombie

That's long for Mud

So I've been told

Told that by this sons-a-bitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold

I've got my pride

I drink my wine

I drink only the finest 'cept I haven't earned a dime in several months

Or were it years

The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears

We had our words

A common spat

So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat

My name is Mud

My name is Mud

M-M-M-M-M-M-Mud

My name is Mud

Where you goin' city folk