Karaoké Wynona's Big Brown Beaver Primus

Two

Woohoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows him off to all her friends

One day you know that beaver tried to leave her so she caged him up with cyclone fence

Along came Lou with the old baboon

And said Recognize that smell

Smells like seven layers

That beaver eats Taco Bell

Come on

Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans and he traveled with the carnival shows

Ran bumper cars

Sucked cheap cigars and he candied up his nose

He got wind of the big brown beaver so he thought he'd take himself a peek

But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis and he ain't pissed for a week and a half

Woohoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

A-hee hee hee hoo hoo hoo

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver and she stuck him up in the air

Said I sure do love this big brown beaver and I wish I did have a pair

Now the beaver once slept for seven days and it gave us all an awful fright

So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch and the bastard tried to bite

Wynona loved her big brown beaver and she stroked him all the time

She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her she might have a porcupine

Come on

Wee

Come on