Karaoké Thick Thighs Priscilla Block

I've heard

I've heard

I've been hearin' 'bout dad bods a little too long

So what about my muffin top is wrong

Suckin' in really sucks

Even if I had a million bucks

I'd hire Jillian Michaels and I'd probably still give up

I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise

And never eat the produce that I buy so why even try

You can't spell Diet without Die

I've been eatin' carbs since ninety-five

And I heard thick thighs save lives

God bless the Kardashians for bringin' curves back

And all the sexy one-pieces hangin' on the racks

If you can't handle these love handles you can find me at McDonald's

And trust me they'll be lovin' it

I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise

And never eat the produce that I buy so why even try

You can't spell Diet without Die

I've been eatin' carbs since ninety-five

And I heard thick thighs save lives

Now I can't tell you what is gluten-free

But I can tell you you won't catch me countin' calories

Or macros

Or net carbs

Or hell MSG

I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise

And never eat the produce that I buy so why even try

You can't spell Diet without Die

I've been eatin' carbs since ninety-five

And I heard thick thighs save lives

And I heard thick thighs save lives

So love thyself