Karaoké Yard Sale Priscilla Block

I gave you two months to come and pick up your stuff

Surprised you never did so I'll tell you what

If you're thinking I'm the type to pack it up in a box and leave it on the porch

Well, honey, I'm not

A couple lawn chairs a cooler full of beer

And all my girls will be my cashiers

I'm having me a yard sale, ten to five

Follow all the yellow signs

Everything is half price get you something nice

I'm talking Jon boat fishing poles deer mounts and Mossy Oak

Sorry baby, those

Lucchese's gotta go

I'm having me a yard sale

I'm having me a yard sale, yard sale

I could make a pretty penny off your Green Egg grill

But the hot neighbor might come over tonight and chill

And there's a couple other things that I think I'ma keep

I'll turn your Levi's into ex-boyfriend jeans

I want that flannel shirt and your trucker hat

If you want something else you better bring cash

I'm having me a yard sale, ten to five

Follow all the yellow signs

Everything is half price get you something nice

I'm talking Jon boat fishing poles deer mounts and Mossy Oak

Sorry baby, those

Lucchese's gotta go

I'm having me a yard sale

I'm having me a yard sale, yard sale

Xbox

Golf clubs

Everything including you must go

I'm having me a yard sale, ten to five

Follow all the yellow signs

Everything is half price get you something nice

I'm talking Jon boat fishing poles deer mounts and Mossy Oak

Sorry baby, those

Lucchese's gotta go