Karaoké Pinball Prison Puddles Pity Party

Ever since I was a young boy

I've played the silver ball

From Soho down to Brighton

I must have played them all

But I ain't seen nothing like him in any amusement hall

That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball

He stands like a statue becomes part of the machine

Feeling all the bumpers always playing clean

He plays by intuition never seen him fall

That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball

He ain't got no distractions don't hear no buzzers and bells

Don't see no lights a flashing he plays by sense of smell

He always gets a replay the digit counters fall

That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball

He's a pinball wizard he has to be a twist

A pinball wizard he's got such a supple wrist

He's a pinball wizard his score shoots even more

The pinball wizard the worlds new pinball Lord