Karaoké Disco 2000 Pulp

Oh we were born within an hour of each other

Our mothers said we could be sister and brother

Your name is Deborah

Deborah

It never suited ya

And they said that when we grew up we'd get married and never split up

Oh we never did it although I often thought of it

Oh Deborah do you recall

Your house was very small

With woodchip on the wall

When I came 'round to call you didn't notice me at all and I said

Let's all meet up in the year two thousand

Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown

Be there two o'clock by the fountain down the road

I never knew that you'd get married

I would be livin' down here on my own

On that damp and lonely

Thursday years ago

You were the first girl at school to get breasts and Martyn said that you were the best

Oh the boys all loved you but I was a mess

I had to watch them try and get you undressed

We were friends

That was as far as it went

I used to walk you home sometimes but it meant

Oh it meant nothin' to you 'cos you were so popular

Deborah do you recall

Your house was very small

With woodchip on the wall

When I came 'round to call you didn't notice me at all and I said

Let's all meet up in the year two thousand

Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown

Be there two o'clock by the fountain down the road

I never knew that you'd get married

I would be livin' down here on my own

On that damp and lonely

Thursday years ago

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

And now it's all over

You've paid your money and you've taken your choice and I know we'll never meet again

But Deborah I just wanted you to know

I remember every single thing

Deborah do you recall

Your house was very small

With woodchip on the wall

And when I came 'round to call you didn't notice me at all and I said

Let's all meet up in the year two thousand

Won't it be strange when we're all fully grown

Be there two o'clock by the fountain down the road

I never knew that you'd get married

I would be livin' down here on my own

On that damp and lonely

Thursday years ago

What are you doin'

Sunday baby

Would you like to come and meet me maybe

You can even bring your baby

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

What are you doin'

Sunday baby

Would you like to come and meet me maybe

You can even bring your baby

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh