Karaoké Conditions Of My Parole Puscifer

Sweet baby Jesus on fire ima need

A damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass out of this

Devil kept pokin' the bull so I shipped her

Ass to Mozambique 'cos I was over it

Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde but what if

She's a zombie or a dracula

I better hang on to this

Lordy with my hand upon the bible swear I shot

The damn devil not a bitch but the po po don't give a shit

Lordy won't you show a little mercy I've been on the straight

And narrow since the judge an' the warden done paroled me

Rat poison devil kept pokin' so I shipped

Her ass to Mozambique 'cos I was over it

I lost my head a bit

'Cos we're outta this

God damn judge found me guilty of public 'toxication

Public urination and parole violation

But the CSI couldn't find the body to corroborate my bullshit story

Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me

What if she's a zombie or a dracula and tried to fuckin eat me

Devil walked away from a banging trip to Mozambique help me outta this

Help me outta this help me outta this help me outta this