Karaoké The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite R.E.M.

Eeh eeh eeh eeh

Eeh eeh eeh eeh

This here is the place where

I will be staying

There isn't a number you can call the pay phone

Let it ring a long long long long time

If I don't pick up hang up

Call back, let it ring some more oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

If I don't pick up pick up the sidewinder sleeps sleeps sleeps in a coil

Call me when you try to wake her up

Call me when you try to wake her up

Call me when you try to wake her up oh

There are Scratches all around the coin slot

Like a heartbeat baby trying to wake up

But this machine can only swallow money

You can't lay a patch by computer design

It's just a lot of stupid stupid signs

Tell her oh oh oh oh oh oh

Tell her she can kiss my ass

Then laugh and say that you were only kidding

That way she'll know that it's really really really really me, me

Call me when you try to wake her up

Call me when you try to wake her up

Call me when you try to wake her up oh

Baby instant soup doesn't really grab me

Today I need something more sub sub sub substantial

A can of beans or black eyed peas, some Nescafe and ice

A candy bar, a falling star or reading from doctor Seuss

Call me when you try to wake her up

Call me when you try to wake her up

Call me when you try to wake her up oh

The cat in the hat came back wrecked a lot of havoc on the way

Always had a smile and a reason to pretend

But their world has flat backgrounds and little

Need to sleep but to dream the sidewinder sleeps on his back

Call me when you try to wake her up

Call me when you try to wake her up

I can always sleep standing up oh

Call me when you try to wake her up

Call me when you try to wake her up

I can always sleep standing up oh

Call me when you try to wake her up

I can always sleep standing up

I can always sleep standing up

We've got to moogie moogie move on this one