Karaoké Fitter Happier Radiohead

Fitter happier more productive

Comfortable not drinking too much

Regular exercise at the gym three days a week

Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries

At ease

Eating well no more microwave dinners and saturated fats

A patient better driver a safer car baby smiling in back seat

Sleeping well no bad dreams no paranoia, careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plughole

Keep in contact with old friends enjoy a drink now and then

Will frequently check credit at moral bank hole in wall

Favours for favours fond but not in love

Charity standing orders on sundays ring road supermarket

No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants car wash also on sundays

No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows nothing

So ridiculously teenage and desperate nothing so childish

At a better pace slower and more calculated

No chance of escape now self employed

Concerned but powerless an empowered and informed member of society

Pragmatism, not idealism

Will not cry in public less chance of illness tires that grip in the wet

Shot of baby strapped in back seat

A good memory still cries at a good film

Still kisses with saliva no longer empty and frantic

Like a cat tied to a stick that's driven into

Frozen winter shit the ability to laugh at weakness calm

Fitter healthier and more productive

A pig in a cage on antibiotics