Karaoké Those Jeans Ray Scott

Well I was out at the Long Branch and I was talkin' to this girl and every hound dog in the joint was sniffin' around her

I was playin' it slow and cool

Bein' the gentleman that I am

When this grease ball with long black slick back hair struts right up to her like I wasn't even standin' there

He looks her up and down and he cocks his eyebrow and he says Baby damn

How do you get in those jeans

Mercy you lookin' fine

How do you get in those jeans baby and tell me how do I

She looked at him and smiled and said I thought you'd never ask

He looked at me and said

Now that's how it's done son

Just like that

I wanted to be mad at him but to tell you the truth

I was really kinda impressed

He said you might get slapped nine times out of ten but there's always one who wants a no B.S. kinda man

So I walked up to the next girl I saw who wasn't wearin' a dress and I leaned in and I said

How do you get in those jeans

Mercy you lookin' fine

How do you get in those jeans baby and tell me how do I

I sure did

Ha ha

Well I woke up later in a hospital bed with a half-pound of gauze wrapped around my sore head

Some of my teeth were gone and I was drinkin' mashed potaters through a straw

You see uh

Turns out the girl that I propositioned had a man

With a chip on his shoulder and a blunt object in his hand

Who proceeded to express his disapproval of the lines that I crossed

Well they told me I could leave so I put my clothes back on

I stumbled past the waitin' room just mindin' my own

And then this over nurse night nurse from out of nowhere comes up to me and she says

Excuse me sir but um

How do you get in those jeans

Mercy you lookin' fine

How do you get in those jeans baby and tell me how do I

Ha ha well uh

I guess I did need a ride home

I gotta, I gotta tell myself it was the right thing to do

Ha ha

Don't judge me