Karaoké Along Came Jones Ray Stevens

I dropped down in my easy chair and I turned on channel two

A bad gunslinger name of Salty Sam was chasin' poor sweet Sue

He trapped her in the ol' saw mill and said with an evil laugh

If you don't give me the deed to your ranch

I'll saw you all in half

And then he grabbed her he tied her up he turned on the buzz saw

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

And then along came Jones tall thin Jones slow walkin' Jones slow talkin' Jones

Along came long lean lanky Jones

Commercial came on so I got up to fix myself a snack

You should have seen what was going on by the time that I got back

Down in the ol' abandoned mine sweet Sue was a havin' fits

That villain said

Gimme the deed to your ranch or I'll blow you all to bits

And then he grabbed her he tied her up he lit the fuse to the dynamite

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

And then along came Jones

Tall thin Jones slow walkin' Jones slow talkin' Jones

Along came long lean lanky Jones

I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show

But there was the same ol' shoot 'em up

And the same ol' rodeo

Salty Sam was a tryin' to stuff sweet Sue in a burlap sack

He said if you don't gimme the deed to your ranch

I'll throw you on the railroad tracks

And then he grabbed her he tied her up he threw her on the railroad tracks

A train started comin'

Ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha

And then along came Jones

Tall thin Jones slow walkin' Jones slow talkin' Jones

Along came long lean lanky Jones

Along came long lean lanky Jones

Along came long lean lanky Jones