Karaoké I'm My Own Grandpaw Ray Stevens

Many many years ago when I was twenty-three

I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be

This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red

My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life

Now my daughter was my mother huh 'cos she was my father's wife

And to complicate the matter even though it brought me joy

I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad

And so he became my uncle though it mad me very sad

For if if he were my uncle that would also made him

Brother of the widow's grown-up daughter

Who was of course my stepmother ah ah

Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run

And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son

My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue

Because although she is my wife she's my grandmother two

Hey hey

God

Now if my wife is my grandmother

I'm her grandchild yeah

And every time I think of it hey nearly drives me wild

'Cos now I have become the strangest case you ever saw

As husband of my grandmother

I am my own grandpaw

Oh I'm my own grandpaw ah ah

I'm my own grandpaw ooh

It sounds funny I know but it really is so

Oh I'm my own grandpaw listen to this now

I'm my own grandpaw ah ah

I'm my own grandpaw

It sounds funny I know but it really is so oh I'm my own grandpaw