Karaoké The Streak Ray Stevens

Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news

That is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket

There seems to have been some disturbance here

Pardon me, sir did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did

I's standin' over there by the tomaters and here he come

Running through the pole beans through the fruits and vegetables nekkid as a jay bird

And I hollered over Ethel, I said don't look, Ethel

But it's too late she'd already been incensed

Here he comes, there he goes

Look at that, look at that

Look at that, look at that

And he ain't wearin' no clothes

Oh yes, they call him the Streak

Look at that, look at that fastest thing on two feet

Look at that, look at that

He's just as proud as he can be

Ooh ooh of his anatomy

He goin' give us a peek

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

Look at that, look at that he likes to show off his physique

Look at that, look at that

If there's an audience to be found

Ooh ooh he'll be streakin' around

Invitin' public critique

This is your action news reporter once again and we're here at the gas station

Pardon me, sir did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did

I's just in here gettin' my car checked

He just appeared out of the traffic

Come streakin' around the grease rack there didn't have nothin' on but a smile

I looked in there and

Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink

I hollered, don't look, Ethel it's too late

She'd already been mooned flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers

He ain't crude

Look at that, look at that

He ain't lewd

Look at that, look at that

He's just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

Look at that, look at that he likes to turn the other cheek

Look at that, look at that

He's always makin' the news

Ooh ooh wearin' just his tennis shoes

Guess you could call him unique

Once again your action news reporter in the booth at the gym

Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff

Pardon me, sir did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did

Half time, I's just goin' down that to get Ethel a snow cone

Here he come right out of the cheap seats

Dribbling, right down the middle of the court

Didn't have on nothing but his PF's

Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand

I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look, Ethel

But it's too late

She'd already got a free shot

Grandstandin', right there in front of the home team

Oh yes, they call him the Streak

Here he comes again

Who's that with him?

Look at that, look at that fastest thing on two feet

Ethel?

Is that you, Ethel?

Look at that, look at that

He's just as proud as he can be

Ooh ooh

What do you think you're doin'? of his anatomy

He goin' give us a peek

You git your clothes on

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

Ethel

Look at that, look at that

Where you goin'? he likes to show off his physique

Ethel you shameless hussy

Look at that, look at that

If there's an audience to be found

Ooh ooh he'll be streakin' around

Invitin' public critique

Say it isn't so, Ethel

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak

Ethel

Look at that, look at that - - - - - - -

Look at that, look at that

Ooh ooh