Karaoké Redneck Piece of White Trash Rebel Son

I like shootin' pool and I like throwin' darts

I like goin' to the junkyard and lookin' for parts

I like shootin' my guns in the dark

I like to hang out in the trailer park

I got used tires for sale in good shape

I got every Dukes of Hazzard episode on tape

Who are you to tell me

I ain't got no class

I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash

I like to dip and I like to spit

I like talkin' on the phone while I'm takin' a shit

I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash

If you don't like that pucker-up motherfucker you can kiss my ass yeah

Well I like my out of date hairdo

I like pickin' my nose and gettin' tattoos

I like drinkin' beer and a-workin' on my car

I like to drink beer and piss in my yard

I like to burp

I like to fart

I like pickin' up girls when I go to Walmart

I like adjustin' my nuts and scratchin' my ass

I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash

I like to dip and I like to spit

I like talkin' on the phone while I'm takin' a shit

I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash

If you don't like that pucker-up motherfucker you can kiss my ass yeah

Yeah

Last night I went to bed with a buzz

I dreamed I was drinkin'

I woke up and I was

I'll be a drunk redneck 'till the day I'm dead

I drink beer with my breakfast and before I go to bed

I like to fish and hunt when I'm drunk

I like to fuck in the back of my truck

And you can call me rude and crude and crass but I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash

I like to dip and I like to spit

I like talkin' on the phone while I'm takin' a shit

I'm proud to be a redneck piece of white trash

If you don't like that pucker-up motherfucker you can kiss my ass yeah

Pucker-up motherfucker

Pucker-up motherfucker

Pucker-up motherfucker you can kiss my ass