Karaoké Apache Rose Peacock Red Hot Chili Peppers

Sittin' on a sack of beans

Sittin' down in New Orleans

You wouldn't believe what I've seen sittin' on that sack of beans

Lunatics on pogo sticks

Another southern fried freak on a crucifix

Hicks don't mix with politics

Ah people on the street just kickin' to the licks

Yes my favorite place to be is not a land called Honalee no

Oh mentally or physically

I wanna be in New Orleans

Oh good brother

Just when I thought that

I had seen it all

My eyes popped out

My dick got hard and I dropped my jaw

I saw a bird walkin' down the block

Name Apache Rose

Peacock

I could not speak

I was in shock

I told my knees to please not knock

Yes my favorite place to be is not a land called Honalee

Oh mentally or physically

I wanna be in New Orleans

Du ru du ru dom

Uh pom

Pom pom

Nomi nomi nom minom

Minomi yeah

Pah ru pah rah pam

Uh pam

Uh pam pam

Gomi nomi nom minom

Minomi yeah

A little boy came along

Name of Louis

Armstrong

Said that girl who left me silly

She liked the looks of me and my willy

So I found her in the quarter

Good God how I adored her

Oh she made me feel so cozy when she told me

I could call her Rosey

I'll kiss your hair

Your skin so bare

I'll take you with me girl anywhere

You fare well in stormy weather

I never met a girl that

I liked better

Twinkle twinkle little star shinin' down on my blue car

Drivin' down the boulevard

She was soft and I was hard

Apache Rose got a rockin' Peacock

Hottest ass on the goddamn block

Rockin' to the beat of the funky ass Meters

She has one of those built-in heaters

I'll kiss your hair

Your skin so bare

I'll take you with me girl anywhere

You fare well in stormy weather

I never met a girl that

I liked better

Du du du ru pom

Uh pom pom

Um gom nom

Gomi nomi dom minom

Mino yeah yeah yeah

Du ru du ru dom

Pam pam

Uh zee bee dom

Gomi nomi gom mifom

Mino yeah

Voodoo gurus castin' their spells

Cockatoo drag queens shakin' their bells

A silver sound escapes the trumpet

Watch your leg

Someone might hump it

Chicken strut your butt

Let's rock

Gettin' it on under your frock

Flowin' like a flame all through the night

My girl's insane but it's alright

Yes my favorite place to be is not a land called Honalee

Oh mentally or physically

I wanna be in New Orleans