Karaoké Sir Psycho Sexy Red Hot Chili Peppers

A long, long, long, long time ago

Before the wind, before the snow

Lived a man, lived a man I know

Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

Sir Psycho Sexy that is me

Sometimes I find

I need to scream

Aah

He's a freak of nature but we love him so

He's a freak of nature but we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden

Standin' there with my hard on bleedin'

There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen

Good God no

That would be treason

Believe me Eve she gave good reason, booty lookin' too good not to be squeezin'

Creamy beaver hotter than a fever

I am a-givin' 'cos she's the receiver

I won't and I don't hang up until I please her

I'm makin' her feel like an over achiever

I take it away for a minute just to tease her then I give it back a little bit deeper

He's the man that I met one time

He's the man that left me blind

He's the man, he's the man

He's the man

Yeah

He's a freak of nature but we love him so

He's a freak of nature but we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile

She said Get out and spread your legs and then she tried to cop a feel

That cop she was all dressed in blue

Was she pretty

Boy I'm tellin' you

She stuck my butt with her big black stick

I said What's up

Now suck my dick

Like a ram gettin' ready to jam the lamb

She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand

On her crotch, so very warm

I could feel her gettin' wet through her uniform

Proppin' her up on the black and white

Unzipped and slipped

Ooh that's tight

I swatted her like no swat team can

Turned a cherry pie right into jam

I'm the man that you met one time

I'm the man that'll leave you blind

I'm the man, I'm the man

I'm the man

Yeah

Hello-lo-lo young woman that I love

Pretty punk rock mama that I'm thinkin' of

Hold me naked if you will

In your arms, in your legs

In your pussy, I'd kill

To be with you

To kiss with you

I do miss you

I love you

Lay me down, lay me down

Lay me down

Lay me down

Lay me down, lay me down

Lay me down

Lay me down

Descendin' waves of graceful pleasure

For your love there is no measure

Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

No woah woah woah woah

Ho

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the funk will make me freak, if

I should die before I waked allow me Lord to rock out naked

Bored by the ordinary

Time to take a trip

Callin' up a little girl with a bull whip

Ah lickety split go snap snap

Girl gettin' off all in my lap

The tallest tree

The sweetest sap

Blowin' my ass right off the map

Ooh

And it's nice out here

I think I'll stay for a while