Karaoké Everyone Else Is an Asshole Reel Big Fish

I tried to be nice

I tried to live my life

But everyone else is an asshole

I tried to forgive

I tried to live and let live

But everyone else is an asshole

And everybody else thinks of no one but themselves

And no one wants to help 'cos they're all assholes

And every friendly chat is a knife in the back a sneaky attack waiting to happen

I tried not to mind

I tried to be so kind

But everyone else is an asshole

I tried to let love rule but I feel like such a fool

'Cos everyone else is an asshole

And they're out there even now trying to mess me up somehow

But they won't stop me now 'cos they're all assholes

And they're planning while I sleep and even as we speak to strike when I am weak

'Cos they're all assholes

Everyone else everyone else everyone else is an asshole

Everyone else everyone else everyone else is an asshole

It's time to defend

I know I have no friends

Everyone else is an asshole

I've got to get them first 'cos worst has come to worst

Everyone else is an asshole

But they put the blame on me pretending not to see

That I just want to be free from these assholes

But I couldn't take their shit so I tried to deal with it

And now I look a bit like an asshole

I tried to be nice

I tried to live my life

But everyone else is an asshole

I tried to overlook and I tried to close the book

But everyone else is an asshole

I tried not to talk shit but I just couldn't help it

Everyone else is an asshole

They called it assault but it really wasn't my fault

Everyone else is an asshole

Everyone else everyone else everyone else is an asshole

Everyone else everyone else everyone else is an asshole

You're an asshole too

You're an asshole too

I'm talking 'bout you

Talking 'bout you

I'm talking 'bout you and you, and you

You're an asshole too

I'm talking 'bout you and you, and you

You're an asshole too

I'm talking 'bout you

I'm talking 'bout you and you, and you

You're an asshole too