Karaoké Tango: Maureen Rent (film)

The samples won't delay but the cable

There's another way say something anything

Test one two three

Anything but that

This is weird

It's weird very weird fuckin' weird

I'm so mad that I don't know what to do

Fighting with microphones freezing down to my bones

And to top it all off

I'm with you

Feel like going insane got a fire in your brain

And you're thinking of drinking gasoline

As a matter of fact

Honey I know this act it's called the tango Maureen

The tango Maureen it's a dark dizzy merry go round

As she keeps you dangling

You're wrong your heart she is mangling

It's different with me

And you toss and you turn 'cos her cold eyes can burn

Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound

I think I know what you mean the tango Maureen the tango Maureen

Has she ever pouted her lips

And called you pookie

Never

Have you ever doubted a kiss or two this is spooky

Did you swoon when she walked through the door

Every time so be cautious

Did she moon over other boys

More than moon

I'm getting nauseous

Where'd you learn to tango

With the French ambassador's daughter in

Her dorm room at Miss Porter's and you

With Nanette Himmelfarb the

Rabbi's daughter at the

Scarsdale Jewish

Community Center

It's hard to do this backwards

You should try it in heels

She cheated

She cheated

Maureen cheated fuckin' cheated

I'm defeated

I should give up right now

Gotta look on the bright side with all of your might

I'd fall for her still anyhow

When you're dancin' her dance

When you're dancin' her dance you don't stand a chance you don't stand a chance

Her grip of romance

Her grip of romance makes you fall makes you fall

So you think might as well

Dance a tango to hell at least I'll have tangoed at all at least I'll have tangoed at all

The tango Maureen gotta

The tango Maureen gotta dance till your diva is through dance till your diva is through

You pretend to

You pretend to believe her believe her

'Cos in the end

'Cos in the end you can't leave her you can't leave her

But the end it will come

But the end it will come still you have to play dumb still you have to play dumb

Till you're glum and you bum

Till you're glum and you bum and turn blue and turn blue

Why do we love when she's mean

And she can be so obscene

My Maureen

The tango Maureen

The tango Maureen