Karaoké Christmas Bells Rent (musical)

Christmas bells are ringing

Christmas bells are ringing

Christmas bells are singing on TV

Christmas bells are singing on TV at SAKS at SAKS

Honest living, honest living

Honest living, honest living

Can't you spare a dime or two

Here but for the grace

Can't you spare a dime or two

Here but for the grace of God go you of God go you

You'll be merry

I'll be merry though merry ain't

You'll be merry

I'll be merry though merry ain't in my vocabulary in my vocabulary

No sleigh bells

No sleigh bells

No Santa Claus

No Santa Claus

No yule log

No yule log

No tinsel

No tinsel

No holly

No holly

No hearth, no

No hearth, no

Rudolph the Red Nosed

Reindeer

Rudolph the Red Nosed

Rudolph the Red Nosed

Reindeer

Reindeer

No room at the Holiday Inn

Oh no

No room at the Holiday Inn

Oh no

And it's beginning to snow

And it's beginning to snow

Hats, bats

Booze, mountain bikes

Shoes

Potpourri

Leather bags, Girlie mags

Forty fives, AZT

AZT

No one's buying

Feel like crying

No room at the Holiday Inn

Oh no

And it's beginning to snow

How about a fur in perfect shape owned by an MBA from uptown

I got a tweed broken in by a greedy broker who went broke

And then broke down

You don't have to do this

Hush your mouth

It's Christmas

I do not deserve you Angel

Give, give

All you do is give

Give me some way to show how you've touched me so

Kiss me it's beginning to snow

She said Would you light my candle

And she put on a pout

And she wanted you

To take her out tonight

She got you out

She was more than okay but I pushed her away

It was bad, I got mad and I had to get her out of my sight

You said she was sweet

Let's go eat

I'll just get fat

It's the one vice left when you're dead meat

There

That's her

Maureen, Mimi

I should go

Hey it's beginning to snow

I'm dreaming of a white

I'm dreaming of a white

Christmas

Christmas

Follow the man

Follow the man

Follow the man

Follow the man

With his pockets full of the jam

With his pockets full of the jam

Follow the man

Follow the man

Follow the man

Follow the man

Help me out Daddy if you can

Help me out Daddy if you can

Got any D man

Got any D man

Got any C man

Got any C man

Got any X, any smack

Any horse

Got any X, any smack

Any horse

Any joogie boogie boy

Any joogie boogie boy

Any blow

Any blow

Hey

Hey

I just wanna say

I'm sorry for the way

Forget it

I blew up

Can I make it up to you

How

Dinner party

That'll do

Hey lover boy, cutie pie

You steal my client you die

You didn't miss me you won't miss her

You'll never lack for customers

I'm willin'

I'm illin'

I'm willin'

I'm illin'

I gotta get my sickness off

I gotta get my sickness off

Gotta run, gotta ride

Gotta gun, gotta hide

Gotta run, gotta ride

Gotta gun, gotta hide

Gotta go

Gotta go

And it's beginning to snow

Wish me luck Alison the protest is on

L. L. Bean, Geoffrey Beene

Got any C man

Burburry zip-out lining

Got any D man

Hi

Got any B man

Got any crack

Here's a new arrival

Hats, dats, bats

Got any X

We give discounts

Got any C man

Got any C man

Got any D man

Got any D man

Got any B man

Got any crack

Got any B man

Got any crack

Got any X

Got any X

Christmas bells are swinging

Twenty-five

Twenty-five

Christmas bells are ringing

Twenty-five

Twenty-five

Christmas bells are ringing in my dreams

Twenty-four

Twenty-four

Twenty-four

Twenty-four next year

Twenty-three, jingle bells

Once you donate you can go

Twenty-three, prison cells celebrate in Tuckahoe

Twenty-three, jingle bells

Twenty-two, prison cells

You'll feel cherry

I'll feel cheery though I don't

Twenty-two la la la la la

Twenty-two la la la la la

Twenty-two ooh really know that theory

Seventeen eeh

No bathrobe

No Steuben glass

Seventeen

Seventeen

No cappuccino makers

Is that a warning

No

No pearls, no diamonds

No chestnuts roasting

Night divine on an open fire

I need to take it slow

I should tell you

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

No room at the Holiday Inn

I should tell you

I should tell you

I should tell you

Oh no

I should tell you, I should

And it's beginning to

And it's beginning to

And it's beginning to

And it's beginning to

And it's beginning to

Joanne which way to the stage

Snow

Snow