Karaoké La Vie Bohème Rent (musical)

No, please no not tonight please no

Mister can't you go not tonight can't have a scene

What?

Go please go you hello sir

I said no important customer

What am I, just a blur?

You sit all night you never buy

That's a lie, that's a lie

I had a tea the other day

You couldn't pay

Benjamin Coffin the Thrid, here

Oh yeah

Oh no

The enemy of Avenue A we'll stay

Oy vey, what brings the mogul in his own mind to the life cafe?

I would like to propose a toast to Maureen's noble try

It went well was the yuppie scum stomped

Go to hell

Not counting the homeless how many tickets weren't comped

Why did Muffy miss the show?

Alison

There was a death in the family if you must know

Who died?

Our Akita

Mimi, I'm surprised a bright and charming girl like you

Hangs out with these slackers who don't adhere to deals

They make fun yet I am the one

Attempting to do some good

Or do you really want a neighborhood

Where people piss on your stoop every night?

Bohemia, Bohemia's a fallacy in your head

This is Calcutta

Bohemia is dead

Dearly beloved, we gather here to say our goodbyes

Here she lies

No one knew her worth

The late great daughter of Mother Earth

On these nights when we celebrate the birth

In that little town of Bethlehem

We raise our glass you bet your ass to

La Vie Bohème

To days of inspiration playing hookey making something

Out of nothing, the need to express to communicate

To going against the grain going insane, going mad

To loving tension, no pension to more than one dimension

To starving for attention hating convention hating pretension

Not to mention of course hating dear old mom and dad

To riding your bike, midday past the three piece suits

To fruits to no absolutes

To absolut, to choice to the village Voice

To any passing fad to being an us for once

Instead of a them

Is the equipment in a pyramid it is Maureen

The mixer doesn't have a case don't give me that face

Huh

Hey Mister, she's my sister

So that's five miso soup four seaweed salad

Three soy burger dinner two tofu dog platter

And one pasta with meatless balls

Uh it tastes the same

If you close your eyes

And thirteen orders of fries is that it here

To hand-crafted beers made

To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries in local breweries

To yoga, to yogurt

To yoga, to yogurt to rice and beans and cheese to rice and beans and cheese

To leather, to dildos

To leather, to dildos to curry Vindaloo to curry Vindaloo

To Huevos Rancheros

To Huevos Rancheros and Maya Angelou and Maya Angelou

Emotion, devotion

Emotion, devotion to causing a commotion to causing a commotion

Creation, vacation

Creation, vacation mucho masturbation

Compassion, to fashion

Compassion, to fashion to passion, when it's new to passion when it's new

To sontag, to sondheim

To anything taboo

Ginsberg, Dylan

Cunningham and Cage

Lenny Bruce

Langston Hughe

To the stage, to uta

To uta, To Buddha

Pablo Neruda too

Pablo Neruda too

And wipe the speakers off before you pack yes, Maureen

Well, hurry back

Sisters

We're close

To marijuana

Waiter, Waiter, Waiter

In honor of the death of Bohemia

An impromptu salon will commence immediately following dinner

Mimi Marquez clad only in bubble wrap

Will perform her famous lawnchair handcuff dance

To the sounds of iced tea being stirred

And Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary about his inability to hold and an erection on by high holy days

And Maureen Johnson back from her spectacular one night performance at the eleventh Street Lot

Will sind Native American tribal chants backwards through her vocoder

While accompaning herself on her electric piano which she has never studied

Your new boyfriend doesn't know about us

There's nothing to know

Don't you think that we should discuss? it was three months ago

He doesn't act like he's with you

We're taking it slow

Where is he now?

Uh-huh

He's right, where'd he go?

And Roger will attempt to write a bitter sweet evocative song

That doesn't remind us of 'Musetta's Waltz'

Angel Dumott Schunard will model her latest fall fashions from Paris

While accompanying herself on the ten-gallon plastic pickle tub

And Collins will recount his exploits as anarchist

Including the tale of his successful reprogramming of the MIT virtual reality equipment to self-destruct

As it broadcasts the words

Check

Excuse me

Did I do something wrong?

I get invited then ignored all night long

I've been trying

I'm not lying

No one's perfect

I've got baggage

Life's too short babe time is flying

I'm looking for baggage that goes with mine

I should tell you, sould tell you

I've got baggage too baggage wine and beer

AZT break

You

Me, you

Mimi