Karaoké Epic Rap Battle: Nerd vs. Geek Rhett and Link

Mmh yes I am a nerd

Bookworm, I'm studious

From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus

Back in kindergarten I aced my college entrance exam

Now I'm no rocket scientist

Oh wait I am

When I pour my Alpha-bits

I get nothin' but straight A's

My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace

I've got a pocket-protector protector protector

I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape 'em together

Run back to Reddit and type stuff no one will see

You're a geek that means you're just a hipster wannabe

That's right I'm a geek

I've got brains and a personality

I wear my glasses sincerely and my t-shirts ironically

There're some things you can't learn in a class or else I'd sign you up for Intro to How Not to Be a Social Outcast

You're just so early twenty-thirteen

I was the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing

I use an app to pair pork with the perfect Bordeaux

Too bad there's no app to neutralize your B.O.

While you're lost in Second Life lettin' your fingernails grow long

I'll be syncin' up my iPhone tablet, TV and your mom

Sure groomin's not my thing but I don't care

I look so good in chainmail that it's not Renaissance Faire

Doesn't LARP stand for

Loser And Reject Party

I'd rather cosplay with hotties than play fake army

I tried Dungeons and Dragons once and I died of boredom

But I'll still kick your Assassin's

Creed post-mortem

Mario Party's the only one you get invited to

Your life is like Skyrim

An endless quest of Solitude

Ooh you beat Angry Birds

You're not a gamer 'cos you battle your friends with words

You click on cute icons

I execute commands

Do you really need a genius to teach you GarageBand

I landed the first ROFLCOPTER and took in orphans when I was twelve 'cos I'm an early adopter

I can wear Google Glass without lookin' like a dweeb

Okay maybe not but I can Yelp us some good pho to eat

You need sixteen gigs of RAM to watch a Steve Jobs doc

I keep an actual ram in my PC

His name is Spock

I'm a new console

Your face is birth control

I troll Brony sites

You look like an actual troll

I'm fluent in C++ [std::cout << "You just suck! \n";\]

Can your iPhone auto-correct your dumb haircut

Hold on a second

Let me tweet this infographic I made

That illustrates the fact you'll never get to procreate

I just haven't met a woman of a high-enough caliber

The only dates you have are on your G-G-Google Calendar

You're losin' this battle

Your foam sword won't help

In the future you'll randomly access this memory and crap yourself

Did I mention I built a dancin' robot

No one gives a Shatner about your skinny jeans

Do you even know what URL means

You don't know what you're Tolkien about

Súnololalítrid úgo

Diatro uea-nella trale-hamma

Me tho och

You know you are a classic example of the inverse ratio

You are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain