Karaoké No-No Song Ringo Starr

A lady that I know just came from Columbia

She smiled because

I did not understand

Then she held out some marijuana, huh huh

She said it was the best in all the land

And I said no, no, no, no

I don't smoke it no more

I'm tired of waking up on the floor

No, thank you, please it only makes me sneeze

And then it makes it hard to find the door

A woman that I know just came from Majorca, Spain

She smiled because

I did not understand

Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine

She said it was the finest in the land

And I said no, no, no, no

I don't no more

I'm tired of waking up on the floor

No, thank you, please it only makes me sneeze

And then it makes it hard to find the door

A man I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee, oh

He smiled because

I did not understand

Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho

He said it was the best in all the land

And I said no, no, no, no

I don't drink it no more

I'm tired of waking up on the floor

No, thank you, please it only makes me sneeze

And then it makes it hard to find the door

And I said no, no, no, no

I can't take it no more

I'm tired of waking up on the floor

No, thank you, please it only makes me sneeze

And then it makes it hard to find the door