Karaoké Monsoon Robbie Williams

I've sung some songs that were lame

I've slept with girls on the game

I've got my catholic shame

Lord I'm in purgatory

Basically it's all come-on talk for me

I wasn't me when we met you haven't lost my respect

I'm here to serve and protect what shape of insanity

Keeps leading you back to me?

So put your hands across the water oh mushroom

Monsoon come soon

Don't wanna piss on your parade

I'm here to make money and get laid

Yeah I'm a star but I'll fade if you ain't stickin'

Your knives in me you will be eventually

To all you

Sharons and Michelles with all your tales to sell

Save your meat money well

I'm glad that spending

A night with me guaranteed you celebrity

And I can't talk in a crowd when I'm alone I'm too loud you've done your daddy's proud

Thank you for keeping me company you've all been so nice to me

So put your hands across the water oh mushroom

Monsoon come soon

Oh Lord

I feel nothing

I know much smarter men never got this far

I got too many regrets

I've smoked too many cigarrettes

I've had more blondes than brunettes

I'm not expecting your sympathy

But it's all been too much for me

So put your hands across the water oh mushroom

Monsoon come soon

So put your hands across the water oh mushroom

Monsoon come soon