Karaoké Swings Both Ways Robbie Williams & Rufus Wainwright

I'm coming out of the sandbox

You'll get covered in dog doo

I'm gonna get off this sea saw

Say goodbye to your mama oh yeah let's get high

On some pop rock

Pop rock and coke

I'll blow your sock off teach you how to laugh

At daddy's dirty jokes

Don't hedge your bets

Don't hedge your bets double down double down

If you want to get

If you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town ahead in Tinsel Town

Turn that smile upside down happy people don't have sex

Now Robbie everybody swings both ways

From the butchest, the bandits

The fairest, the faggots and singers

With everything they need

With everything they need everybody swings both ways swings both ways

Face it Robbie you're a little bit gay

Shall we dance?

I'm getting hot on the pavement

Can you find me some grass?

I have a certain arrangement

Up the Khyber Pass

Oh yeah let's get high with some fruit cake

Fruit cake and tea

And after I've done her

Well you can do me

Oh boy

Don't hedge your bets

Don't hedge your bets double down double down

If you want to get

If you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town ahead in Tinsel Town

Just follow me you enormous clown

Clever people don't have sex

Now Rufus

Everybody swings both ways

The bully, the bigot

The giant, the midget

And singers with everything they need everything they need

Everybody swings both ways

Swings both ways face it Rufus

You're a tad gay

Oh yeah face it Robbie

Huh huh?

You're a little bit

Gay