Karaoké Merry Christmas from the Family (live) Robert Earl Keen

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party

We were drinkin' champagne punch and homemade eggnog

Little sister brought her new boyfriend

He was a Mexican

We didn't know what to think of him 'till he sang

Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him

The three from his first wife Lynn

And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell

Of course he brought his new wife Kay who talks all about AA

Chain smokin' while the stereo plays

Noel, Noel

The First Noel

Carve the turkey

Turn the ball game on

Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone

Send somebody to the Quickpak store

We need some ice and an extension cord

A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites

A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights

Hallelujah

Everybody say Cheese

Merry Christmas from the family

Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen

I can't remember how

I'm kin to them

But when they tried to plug their motor home in they blew our

Christmas lights

Cousin David knew just what went wrong so we all waited out on our front lawn

He threw the breaker and the lights came on

And we sang Silent Night

O Silent Night

O holy night

Carve the turkey

Turn the ball game on

Make Bloody Marys 'cos we all want one

Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go

We need some celery and a can of fake snow

A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites

A box of tampons and some Salem Lights

Hallelujah

Everybody say Cheese

Merry Christmas from the family

Feliz Navidad