Karaoké Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered Rod Stewart & Cher

After one whole quart of brandy like a Daisy I awake

With no Bromo Seltzer handy

I don't even shake

Men are not a new sensation

I've done pretty well I think

But this half pint imitation put me on the blink

I'm wild again beguiled again

A simpering whimpering child again

Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I

Listen baby

I couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep

Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep

Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I

Lost my heart but what of it

My mistake I agree

Oh she's such a laugh and I love it

Although the laugh's on me

Ooh ooh I'll sing to him

Hey yeah, oh yeah bring spring to him

And worship the trousers that cling to him

Hoo bewitched bothered and bewildered am I

Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I

Oh you're so cute

Ooh she's kept enough she's slept enough

And yet where it counts she's adept enough

Oh ho bewitched bothered

Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I and bewildered am I

When he talks he is seeking

Tell me baby

That's right

Words to get off his chest

Horizontally speaking she's at her very best

Ah ha ha ha ha

Oh we've seen a lot

Oh we've seen a lot

I mean a lot

And now we're like

And now we're like sweet seventeen a lot sweet seventeen a lot

Bewitched bothered

Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I and bewildered am I

Oh we're vexed again

Oh we're vexed again perplexed again perplexed again

Thank God we can't be

Thank God we can't be over sexed again over sexed again

Bewitched bothered

Bewitched bothered and bewildered am I and bewildered am I